To the Tune of "We Will Rock You"

 A song,

to the tune of "We Will Rock You."


Please begin your stomps and claps.


MYYYYY BRAIN IS A NOODLE. (clap, stomp stomp clap)

MYYYYY BRAIN IS A NOODLE. (clap, stomp stomp clap)

GUESS WHAT IT'S FINALS 

WOW I STILL HATE IT

WHY IS MY LIFE ACADEMIC VALIDATION

SMEARING MUD ON MY FACE

BRAIN GONE, A DISGRACE

WOW MY PLAYLIST IS ALL OVER THE PLACE 

SINGIN

MYYYYY BRAIN IS A NOODLE.

MYYYYY BRAIN IS A NOODLE. 

Stop and smell the roses.

They're quite lovely, don't you think?

-Emma Lancaster

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